Are you an Ab Fag?

[Prisoner at War]

Does anyone know what an "average" is? Does anyone know how to figure
out an average?

Does anyone have a clue how many Asians there are in the world? Does
anyone realize how that skewers the numbers??

For that matter, does anyone realize that only faggots really care
about penis size? And that faggots have the largest penises of all --
"on average" -- according to the July 2007 "New York" magazine
article.

No wonder the bodybuilding magazines read like usenet posts. Heck,
Will Brink even writes for one!

Women care about muscles and penis size the way we guys (not faggots)
care whether she has money or an education -- nice, but not Top Five
material.

Oh well. There goes the gym.
Back to the iron.

So, you are flabby, weak, with skinny arms and legs and have a small
dick -

HAHAHA !!!
And we have proof.
http://www.average-penis-size-chart.com/african-caucasian-oriental.html
But it doesnt matter. I am just about avarage, but because of my appearance
i always get this;
"Is that all" ?!?!?!" look. Sorry. Cant do any exercises for the dick,
babee.
If there were, i would know.
So i asked several, mostly black/colored/oriental women if size matters.
They said no.
I also asked them if a muscular appearance would make any difference. They
said no.
Than i asked if they would actually lie about issues mentioned above.
And again, they said no.
I like women. They dont care about appearance, and on top of that, they
speak the truth.
--
Pete

[spodosaurus]

Dear FOS,

Post by Prisoner at War
Does anyone know what an "average" is?

Yes

Post by Prisoner at War
Does anyone know how to figure
out an average?

Yes

Post by Prisoner at War
Does anyone have a clue how many Asians there are in the world?

Yes

Post by Prisoner at War
Does
anyone realize how that skewers the numbers??

Wrong use of words there. Try again. I know what you meant, but try again.

Post by Prisoner at War
For that matter, does anyone realize that only faggots really care
about penis size?

So you're coming out here on MFW, eh, 'Tiny'?

Post by Prisoner at War
And that faggots have the largest penises of all --
"on average" -- according to the July 2007 "New York" magazine
article.

I like how you put that little cover story in there as an /afterthought/
there. I'm sure that with that in there none of us think that you're
speaking from experience. No. Not you.

Post by Prisoner at War
No wonder the bodybuilding magazines read like usenet posts.

Of course, you're reading both, so they sound like that little voice in
your head (which sounds nothing like your real voice which makes others
silently cringe).

Post by Prisoner at War
Heck,
Will Brink even writes for one!

Please do not give us details on Brink's package while you're down there.

Post by Prisoner at War
Women care about muscles and penis size the way we guys (not faggots)

What I'm hearing is you in your whining little voice chirp out "I'm one
of you! Really! Not one of //THEM//! I promise - you all believe me,
right???"

Post by Prisoner at War
care whether she has money or an education -- nice, but not Top Five
material.

Yes, because guys don't mind bringing home a hoochie sponger high school
drop-out to meet the parents. As long as she's fat with small tits and
flabby arms, you're good to go. Just like women just love guys with
bellies, skinny arms, and little dicks - just like you. I bet you feel
so much better now.

Post by Prisoner at War

Oh well. There goes the gym.
Back to the iron.

So, you are flabby, weak, with skinny arms and legs and have a small
dick -

HAHAHA !!!
And we have proof.
http://www.average-penis-size-chart.com/african-caucasian-oriental.html
But it doesnt matter. I am just about avarage, but because of my appearance
i always get this;
"Is that all" ?!?!?!" look. Sorry. Cant do any exercises for the dick,
babee.
If there were, i would know.
So i asked several, mostly black/colored/oriental women if size matters.
They said no.
I also asked them if a muscular appearance would make any difference. They
said no.
Than i asked if they would actually lie about issues mentioned above.
And again, they said no.
I like women. They dont care about appearance, and on top of that, they
speak the truth.
--
Pete

[c***@yahoo.com]

Slow day at the gym?

You might try powdered soap next time...takes longer to pick up, rump
ranger.

<SNIP>

[c***@yahoo.com]

Slow day at the gym?

Try using powdered soap next time...it takes longer to pick up, rump
ranger!

Post by spodosaurus
Dear FOS,
<SNIP>

What's an FOS?

Ask someone to help you with the dictionary, too, junior....

[Ted Sherman]

<cas_eindhoven@> Slow day at the gym? Try using powdered soap next time...it
takes longer to pick up, rump ranger!
You just top-posted, and according to New Yorker Magazine (June 2007), that
is a sure sign of homosexuality. email me your phone number, Billy.

[dman]

I like women. They dont care about appearance, and on top of that, they
speak the truth.

hahaha, yeah right!